This is what i am doing now.. ^^

This is what i am doing now.. ^^

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:

天才之作

不知是哪位天才寫的..給他拍拍手.. ....厲害到不行！

不但行行押韻，而且字數是每一行多一字，到中間又每一行少一字，外帶趣味性！
而且聽說比北京大學的三角形文章更棒～真的是滿厲害的！

唉
無奈
真奇怪
總不明白
人長的不矮
外貌也是頂帥
但只要女生一來
舌頭就會自動爬帶
可能因為我腦筋太呆
還是天生應對能力太菜
活了三十幾年總是沒人愛
每每聯誼亂槍打鳥總是失敗
某日上網漫遊遇到一個小女孩
聊天打屁樣樣都來暢談非常愉快
她說她長髮披肩貌似桃花風華絕代
還說她昨天剛分手現在家裡沒有人在
我很酷的敲著鍵盤說我不想欠下感情債
她輕描淡寫告訴我一夜情後從此不相往來
同學們個個誇讚我深情浪漫是情場上的天才
我倒覺得我三生不幸身旁圍繞的儘是這種同儕
最後決定騎著機車壓壓馬路逛逛台北基隆那一帶
事不宜遲迅速著裝出發來到約定地點心中有點期待
看到街角有位勁裝美女婀娜多姿蓮步輕移朝我走過來
我外表裝酷其實全身暗爽心中強自鎮定看著美女說聲嗨
誰知美女看看手錶輕皺柳眉頭也不回朝著火車站加速離開
心中正感非常奇怪轉頭看到有個女生站在身旁看起來有點矮
皮膚黝黑髮泛油光臉長豆花體態臃腫估計她體重超過了有一百
見她伸出右手輕揮示意告訴我她就是網路上長髮披肩的風華絕代
二話不說我全力施展移形換影希望能儘快逃離眼前無比巨大的障礙
奈何天意使然四周的擁擠人潮無巧不巧將我跟她緊緊撞和在一塊
心中有著千般不願萬個無奈不停禱告這只是老天開玩笑的安排
不幸被她認出了我的帥讓我只得哭著承認我就是她的那條柴
她說我就像想像中那麼帥還問她是否跟她講的一樣還不賴
台北郊區的死寂夜色正如我現在心情充滿了無盡的悲哀
那隻該死的恐龍還不知死活的給我在後座不停的亂掰
滔滔不絕說她之前會被甩是因為男朋友嫌她太可愛
我偷偷決定悄悄騎到陽明山把她宰了隨便埋一埋
出乎意料她掩嘴輕笑跟我說她從來沒有在野外
我臉色蒼白不曉得要怎麼才能逃離這個災害
經過長久天人交戰深思熟慮決定來個賭賽
把心一緊龍頭一橫將車子往山壁上一摔
只見飛龍在天看得我心中是一陣喝彩
可車子剩個輪胎讓我非常的不愉快
她非常抱歉醫藥費讓我大大破財
但坐計程車還跟我要了五百塊
回家之後我馬上燒香加拜拜
感謝老祖宗讓我活著回來
隔天我哭啼得像個小孩
同學說我遇到大水怪
傳說很快的就散開
我變笑柄加阿呆
失敗中的失敗
現在人負債
嗚呼哀哉
車子壞
活該
衰

汤有虫！！！

今天回家乡，一如往常，老妈子煮了很多东西吃。吃完饭喝汤的时候我哥哥发现一条虫！！！
哥哥：“做莫有条虫的哦”？
妈妈：“哪里是虫来的哦！冬虫草来的啦！不要吓我”。
哥哥：“你确定你有放没有……”
我哥哥真得很好笑咯！以为我妈妈没有放，以为那个真的是虫来的！
不过也难怪我哥哥，因为真得很像虫咯！

生活中18件傻傻的事情

放松一下，生活中18件傻傻的事情，你做过几件？

1、用手插入米缸的米里面插来插去/玩来玩去
2、地下有阶砖时，特意隔一格一格来走（不可走过界，要完全在格内）
3、用镜面等反光物品反射阳光，照来照去
4、铺张纸在硬币上面，然后用铅笔在上面描，描个形出来
5、吃完瑞士糖（Sugus）之后，将糖纸包回原本四四方方的形状出来
6、超级市场踩着购物车行走
7、贴张写着“我是白痴”等等的纸条在同学的背后
8、拍别人左边 站在别人右边
9、踩别人的影子
10、丢别人门口的拖鞋下楼
11、下楼梯时坐在扶手上面滑下来
12、在电梯(Escalator)上往相反方向走
13、用萤光笔(Highlighter)油指甲
14、下雨用伞，总是故意地转那把伞
15、对着镜子学跳舞／演戏／唱歌
16、在街上见到狗就扮猫叫，见到猫就扮狗吠
17、下雨的时候,拿起伞故意往雨大的地方走去 听雨啪啪的声音 感觉很爽
18、玩家电包装里的那张有很多泡泡的塑料膜,把泡泡一个一个按破

看完了这边文章，肯听让你笑着对自己讲当年有多傻。哈哈哈。

"放松一下，生活中18件傻傻的事情，你做过几件？我做过了15件"

BUSINESS LOGICS

> Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
>
> Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
>
> Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's
> daughter.'
>
> Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
>
>
>
> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
>
>
>
> Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
>
> Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to
> marry!'
>
> Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the
> World Bank.'
>
> Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
>
>
>
> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
>
>
>
>
> Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a
> vice-president.'
>
> President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents
> than I need!'
>
> Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's
> son-in-law.'
>
> President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
>
>
>
> This is how business is done!!
>
> Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But
> your attitude
> should be positive
>
>
>
>
>
> What is Marketing?

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
• 
  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
• 
  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
• 
  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
• 
  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
• 
  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '

10/09/2008 Add on:

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '