BUSINESS LOGICS

> Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
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> Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
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> Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's
> daughter.'
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> Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
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> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
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> Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
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> Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to
> marry!'
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> Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the
> World Bank.'
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> Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
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> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
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> Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a
> vice-president.'
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> President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents
> than I need!'
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> Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's
> son-in-law.'
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> President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
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> This is how business is done!!
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> Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But
> your attitude
> should be positive
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> What is Marketing?

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
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  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
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  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
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  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
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  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
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  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '

10/09/2008 Add on:

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '